Some of you might think that puns are like double entendres. But to avoid any misconceptions, no it isn’t. First and foremost, puns are usually intended for fun, creativity, and wordplay where double entendres has a wide and broad scope of application apart from being a joke or a good humor. Puns usually focus on wordplays, combining two words that sound or spells alike into a new derivation of a word or sometimes just the same, to provide a humorous meaning or your usual funny puns for kids. Double entendres, on the other hand, is one word that gives two or more meanings despite its application.
That is one when comparing the two, most would probably just prefer puns as they are most of the time, funny and creative in their own way. They are also a good way to stimulate or provide a reliable teaser for your brain. It is a good way to get your mind at work, both children and adult. So that’s why we’ve come up with a list or compilation of the best funny puns for kids to keep their mind sharp and active.
Amusing and Funny Puns for Kids
What did one toilet say to the other?
- You look a bit flushed.
Why was the king’s army too tired to fight?
- Too many sleepless knights
Why did the picture go to jail?
- Because it was framed.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
- I’ll meet you on the corner.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
- Write on!
What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
Why did the spider go to the computer?
- To check out his website.
Where do polar bears vote?
- The North Poll
In what way are cards like wolves?
- They come in packs
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
- A python!
What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop?
- Getting the scoop
What do you call a sleeping bull?
- A bulldozer
What do baseball players eat on?
- Home plates!
Were you long in the hospital?
- No, I was the same size I am always
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
- He was sitting on the deck!
How do you fix a broken tomato?
- With tomato paste.
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
- Because he tasted funny
What is purple and 5000 miles long?
- The Grape Wall of China
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
- He’s all right now
What did the toy store sign say?
- Don’t feed the animals. They are already stuffed.
A pessimist’s blood type is always B-negative.
What makes the calendar seem so popular?
- Because it has a lot of dates
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
- He was looking for Pluto
What is it that even the most careful people overlook?
- Their nose!
Why do you go to bed every night?
- Because the bed can’t come to you
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
- A Minnie van
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
- There, they’re, their.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
The king had hidden armies, where did he keep them?
- Up his sleevies!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
- An investigator!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
- They are always stuffed.
Why do bicycles fall over?
- Because they are two tired!
What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
- Someday my prints will come!
What part of the car is the laziest?
- The wheels, because they are always tired!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
- To prove he wasn’t a chicken
What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
- Keep your shirt on
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
- I may be coming down with something
Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
- They had just finished a March of 31 days
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
- Because then it will be a foot!
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
- Pleased to eat you.
Why did Billy go out with a prune?
- He couldn’t find a date!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a knight who’s afraid to fight?
- Sir Render
How do turtles talk to each other?
- By using shell phones!
What gets wetter the more it dries?
- A towel
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
- So they can fight knights!
Why was the broom late?
- It over swept
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
- Stick with me and we will go places!
Why do some fish live in saltwater?
- Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What’s the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
- You can’t kill a fly with your TV
Why was the belt arrested?
- Because it held up some pants!
Which hand is it better to write with?
- Neither, it’s better to write with a pen
Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Did you hear about the robbery last night?
- Two clothes pins held up a pair of pants.
Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?
- He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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