One of the perks in life is that we could get to enjoy a good laugh listening, reading or watching jokes. It can work as a good starter for a day or two or create a good ambiance in the environment you have. Another thing that’s great about it is that it can highly be entertaining and interactive with people of all ages including kids. Some of you might find it funny, some may find it inspirational, memorable and even time-worthy. That is why we have decided and gather a good source and a compilation of different knock knock jokes to make the best out of your day.

We chose to have knock-knock jokes apart from other types as it is the most common, popular and one of the oldest forms of jokes since the beginning of the 19th century. Back then, everyone would easily get a kick out of a knock-knock joke and would share a hard laugh over the punchline and we certainly hope it would further do so with you. Have a good time reading and learn some knock-knock jokes to share or to spill with your friends or families.

Witty and Amusing Knock Knock Jokes

 

1.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Weevil.

Weevil who?

Weevil  rock you.

 

2.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between us. Open up!

 

3.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

No, car go “beep beep”!

 

4.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

 

5.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to let me in?

 

6.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Claire.

Claire who?

Claire the way; I’m coming in!

 

7.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked. Open up!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don’t know.

To get to the idiot’s house.

 

8.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good place we can get something to eat?

 

9.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben knocking for 20 minutes!

 

10.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A mosquito bit me!

 

11.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Says!

Says who?

Says me, that’s who!

 

12.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

 

13.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice door open, please?

 

14.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I’m fine. Hawaii you?

 

15.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Stopwatch!

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!

 

16.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you doing? Open the door!

 

17.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in! It’s cold out here.

 

18.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie way you can let me in now?

 

19.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Euripides.

Euripides who?

Euripides jeans, you pay for them!

 

20.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

I did up.

I did up who?

Ha ha you did a poo!

 

21.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police hurry up, it’s cold out here!

 

22.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Omar.

Omar who?

Omar goodness, wrong door!

 

23.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Panther.

Panther who?

Panther no panth, I’m going thwimming!

 

24.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Aida.

Aida who?

Aida sandwich for lunch today!

 

25.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Icing.

Icing who?

Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear!

 

26.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

 

27.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Keith.

Keith who?

Keith me, my thweet prsnth!

 

28.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Wurlitzer.

Wurlitzer who?

Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show…

 

29.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Aardvark.

Aardvark who?

Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

 

30.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Carmen.

Carmen who?

Carmen let me in already!

 

31.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Mike Snifferpippets.

Mike Snifferpippets who?

Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know? Now let me in, it’s cold out here!

 

32.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

 

33.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Thor.

Thor who?

Thor knuckleth from knocking!

 

34.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Philip.

Philip who?

Philip my cup, I’m thirsty!

 

35.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

 

36.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Oswald.

Oswald who?

Oswald my bubble gum!

 

37.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Will.

Will who?

Will you just open the door already?

 

38.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Mary

Mary who?

Mary Christmas

 

39.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?

 

40.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Isabelle.

Isabelle who?

Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?

 

41.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Adolph.

Adolph who?

Adolph ball hit me in the mouf dat why I talk dis way!

 

42.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you! Hand over your cash!

 

43.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!

 

44.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Holly

Holly who?

Holly-days are here again!

 

45.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were home, so I came over!

 

46.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, it’s overflowing!

 

47.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!

 

48.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Moustache.

Moustache who?

Moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!

 

49.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

 

50.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Al.

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open the door!

 

51.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yep!

 

52.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mustache.

Mustache who?

I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

 

53.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Botany.

Botany who?

Botany good locks lately?

 

54.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

 

55.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah way to open the door?

 

56.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.

 

57.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!

 

58.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Theodore!

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked!

 

59.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

King Tut.

King Tut who?

King Tut-key fried chicken!

 

60.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow!

Interrupt-

Moo!!

 

61.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Venice.

Venice who?

Venice this door gonna open?

 

62.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Yacht.

Yacht who?

Yacht to know me by now!

 

63.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?

 

64.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Heidi.

Heidi who?

Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!

 

65.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to let me in?

 

66.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Goliath.

Goliath who?

Goliath down, thou looketh tired!

 

67.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?

 

68.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

A little girl.

A little girl who?

A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

 

69.

 

 

70.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

I’m excited to see you too!

 

71.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Interrupting pirate.

Interrupt…

ARRRRRRRRR!

 

72.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda hang out with me right now?

 

73.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Sherlock.

Sherlock who?

Sherlock your door shut tight.

 

74.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

 

75.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

Eww, no thanks. I don’t want to smell your poo!

 

76.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes a nice place you got here.

 

77.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cereal.

Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

 

78.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Anee.

Anee who?

Anee one you like!

 

79.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken you let me in?

 

80.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe help me with my homework?

 

81.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little money for the movies.

 

82.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.

 

83.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and let me in!

 

84.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

H.

H who?

Bless you!

 

85.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Control Freak.

Con—

Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

 

86.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

 

87.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Abbie.

Abbie who?

Abbie birthday!

 

88.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin the piggy bank again.

 

89.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Butch, Jimmy and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?

Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and never let me Joe.

 

90.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

No, to whom.

 

91.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body going to open the door already?

 

92.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Roach.

Roach who?

Roach you a letter, did you get it?

 

93.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Witches.

Witches who?

Witches the way home?

 

94.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima psychiatrist. I’m here ’cause you won’t open up!

 

95.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Mary Lee.

Mary Lee who?

Mary Lee down the stream.

 

96.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Acid!

Acid who?

Acid down and be quiet!

 

97.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Cousin!

Cousin who?

Cousin stead of opening the door, you’re making me stand here!

 

98.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Sadie!

Sadie who?

Sadie air is hot out here!

 

99.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Mikey!

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

 

100.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Island!

Island who?

Island here and you won’t open up!

 

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